Mudkipz is teh most kewlest Pokemon of teh world. Its using teh color of Blue and Orange, which is whut makes it so awesome and kewl and liekable. I liek mudkipz, do you?
So I herd you liek mudkipz? Yus, everyone liek mudkipz cause he is teh kewl dope.
Mudkipz
Level : 9001
Type : Water
Type 2 : Joke
Serious : None
Liek : Yes
Skeelz :
Water gun
Mud
Kipz
Water gun
Water gun
Splash
Kipz
Alternate name :
Mudkip
Teh Kipz
Shoop Da Kipz
The Kipman
Kipsy
How to find a Mudkipz
1) Go to a forest.
2) Find a river
3) When you find out that forests do not have rivers,
4) Go fuck yourself
5) Mudkipz cannot be found
6) It finds you
In Soviet Russia
- Mudkipz liek you
- Mudkipz still liek you
- So you herd I liek mudkipz
Biography
Mudkipz is a very talented Pokemon that excels in everything, it is known to be the Jack Of All Trades, Master Of ALL. It knows everything, and it will be teh one to teach you all teh skills you can ever learn, from water gun to windmill to flying knee to drifting to handstands to splash to hacking to sailing to surfing to basketball to bowling to popping to shuffling to editing.
Long ago, Noah's Ark did not have enough space for Mudkipz. So mudkipz decided to face the flood himself, he ran towardz the hugeass water and did a flare, then the water drowned him. Fortunately he did not die, but instead he obtained the Immortality power and all the skills in teh world. After 9001 years of training, he met another kipz by the name of MethKipz, together they train together for another 9001 years. They created the Legendary Kipz Blast that can kill anything, any boss.
The Legendary Kipz Blast
Mudkip : Mud..
Methkipz : ..Kipz
Mudkip : Mud..
Methkipz : ..Kipz
Mudkip : Mud..
Methkipz : ..Kipz
Mudkip : Mud..
Methkipz : ..Kipz
Mudkip : Mud..
Methkipz : ..Kipz
Mudkip : Mud..
Methkipz : ..Kipz X 1000000000000000000000000
TILL YOU DIE!!!!!!!11
Tutorial : How to catch a Mudkipz
We all know that a Mudkipz is stronger than a legendary pokemon, especially if it is a lvl 9001 one. Your strongest pokemon can only reach the maximum level of 100. So how exactly do you injure a Mudkipz and then catch it? Here is teh tutorial =)
1) Get lots of food, not for Mudkipz but for yourself
2) A Mudkipz will appear at random odd number in the afternoon which is 1pm 3pm 5pm 7pm
3) Make sure you have lots of Pokeballs, minimum 20000000
4) Throw a pineapple into the River of Rivers
5) Wait for 1pm 3pm 5pm or 7pm
6) A Mudkipz should appear
7) DO NOT attempt to fight it, instead
8) Challenge it to a dance battle
9) Do a windmill and stun it
10) Throw your Pokeball
11) If it escapes from the Pokeball, repeat Steps 9 and 10
Note : A Mudkipz will take near 700000000000 tries to catch, so be prepared to do lots of windmills
Depending on the location you are at, a Mudkipz will appear on the direct opposite of the GMT of your location. If you are in a GMT +8 location, a Mudkipz will appear on 1pm 3pm 5pm 7pm of a GMT -8.
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